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Love Is Blind… And Furry

6 Nov


Dear Four Humors,

(With apologies to everyone.)

Though it may be an indelicate topic
If you’re seeking the intellectually erotic
Try getting spanked with the New Yorker,
But if you’re looking for a corker,
Some light psychology to fix your mood
Before it sinks in to a winter brood,
Then get down to the Bedlam in a hurry
For a dose of “Love Is Blind…And Furry.”

The billing of “sex-farce” is more than apt,
With plenty of both to keep us rapt;
Rolling in the aisles from one-line zingers,
And the sight of sucking other people’s fingers.
The physical comedy is wonderfully absurd
And the cast that helped supply the words
Keep cracking pace most thrilling,
Earning their co-developer billing.

Even in a state of undress, Mark keeps it hot
In the home-grown sweater he’s got,
And it would be futile to argue who looks better;
Alisa’s cleavage, Courtney’s silver or Bridgette’s leather-
They all work it and in the end it’s shown
That their biggest assets are their funny bones,
But, there might be nothing funnier, I suspect,
Than Jon Mac Cole, fully erect.

Extra points for that mesmerizing set
And most creative use for an abacus yet.
Even the moral of the story is most true:
Your therapist has far more issues than you.
But now I may have said too much, I do not wish
To give everything up from your sexy dish,
Just to say that it’s a night of fun it can’t be beat,
Make it you, dear reader and the cast, a menage a huit.

“Love Is Blind…And Furry” plays at Bedlam Theatre November 6, 7, 8, 12, 13, 14, all performances at 7:30pm. Tickets $15/$10 (Student/Fringe button).

Written and Directed by Jason Ballweber
Assistant Directed by Matt “Sass” Spring
Featuring: Jon Cole, Ryan Lear, Alisa Mattson, Courtney McLean, Dan Peltzman, Madelyne Riley, and Mark Rehani
Set, Costumes and Lights designed by Samantha Johns
Stage Managed by Kristin Campbell

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