Picking Up Crumbs: GWAR

GWAR!!! Seriously, before you make any Empire Records jokes, we’ve heard them. What they didn’t reveal in that film was that GWAR has a giant addiction to crack. Not space-crack, or crack from the vaults of Azeroth, but straight up CIA-invented crack. Their whole stage show is this poor band of bloodthirsty aliens stranded on earth looking to get another fix, so you’d better scream and help them out or they will kill some poor mutant bastard and cover you in green and pink alien space jizz. Or something. Apparently, its a great experience and everyone should go once at least but if you missed it this time around Staciaann was there for City Pages as GWAR drenched First Avenue in their crack-hungry rock-spunk.